![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
“I prefer the fried egg headlights.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:48 |
|
“I made more just coming here than you’ll make in three years.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:49 |
|
“Automatic cars and crossovers are acceptable forms of transportation.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:50 |
|
Miatas are terrible
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:50 |
|
“Your earwax tastes just like raisins.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:51 |
|
“My Wrangler is a 2wd model.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:51 |
|
Ooh, good one.
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:54 |
|
“It’s a duck.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 22:57 |
|
Excuse my while I whip this out.
![]() 02/26/2017 at 23:12 |
|
“Darling I just bought us a sweet 2001 AMG CL55 twin turbo with no service history”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 23:49 |
|
“my mechanic said the rust is an easy fix.”
![]() 02/26/2017 at 23:59 |
|
I think hot dogs are sandwiches.
![]() 02/27/2017 at 05:44 |
|
“ICE are coming for you”
![]() 02/27/2017 at 16:22 |
|
“You give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window,
anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours no matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you’re on you own. Do you understand?”
![]() 02/28/2017 at 09:02 |
|
“Your vehicle is AWD...not a 4X4.”
![]() 02/28/2017 at 10:47 |
|
“You don’t “actually” blow on it...it’s just an expression.”